I found this delightful webpage that shows some poorly placed quotation marks can change the meaning of a sign completely. I arrived at the page via a link from a picture of a sleeping security guard behind a sign that read "Security Guard" quotation marks included.
But I also found that some of the pictures had a more sexual connotation, and of course felt that I needed to share. So here you are:
And the most confusing:
I'm a bit flummoxed as to where they're actually demonstrating that thing. From the brochure cover on the table, it looks like it's for females but from my perspective as a very short woman, that just wouldn't hit me in the right spot. That guy in the front scares me but the guy in the back could be my grandpa. Creepy. And is that a crown on the shelf at the back?